Public Instagram followers. Up 63.4K from the 277K baseline in Ian’s team update.
YOU LEAVE
A MESSAGE.
IAN CALLS BACK.
IAN-HELP is a weekly comedy hotline where real people bring Ian Fidance the relationship problem they cannot solve. Ian calls back, finds the behavior beneath the story and gives one direct ruling.
The current opportunity is specific: turn the audience responding to Ian’s relationship commentary into repeat viewers, show followers and callers.

SHOW HUB
Current proof and the decisions it supports.
Public Instagram followers. Up from 488 on September 15.
Public Instagram plays, with 1.8K likes and 86 comments.
Non-follower views in the roughly 10-hour account snapshot.
Public profile and Reel snapshots captured September 16 through vidIQ. Garrett data comes from an earlier account Insights snapshot. Ian’s team described the new audience as mostly women on September 13; the exact current demographic share still needs a fresh Insights export.
LAUNCH PLAYBOOK
The tattoo earns the click. Ian’s ruling earns the follow.
Objective: convert Ian’s relationship momentum into show follows, shares and qualified voicemails without over-editing the human exchange.
Lock the asset
Check the 9:16 export, caption accuracy, clean audio, rights-cleared music, cover and final hotline card.
Publish the hero episode
@ianhelpshow posts the Instagram Collab with Ian. Publish native versions to TikTok, Shorts and Facebook. No competing Ian feed post.
Use Stories as proof
Reshare with one strong viewer response, poll result or Ian reaction. Do not post an empty duplicate immediately.
Capture the result
Log non-follower reach, retention, shares, saves, profile visits, follows and qualified voicemails.
SHE TATTOOED HIS NAME ON HER FACE
Use Ian’s real red-phone reaction. Make the problem readable before the branding.
She tattooed her ex’s name on her face to win him back. Naturally, Ian called her back.
Close with: “Would this win you back or make you change your number?” Then add the hotline.
Romantic commitment or a permanent answer to a temporary breakup?
Ian replies with a real ruling, then asks the strongest dissenting commenter one follow-up.
By @shorthandstudios
Camera + editing by @trashostudio. Put the production credit in a second comment so the main caption stays focused.
Cold-open on the reveal. Punch in on Ian’s first reaction. Use one visual gag on the hangman line. Protect the sincere advice beat. End with a three-to-four-second red-phone CTA. Do not stack a GIF, zoom and loud sound on the same moment.
GOING FORWARD
One audience promise. Two channel jobs.
A recognizable problem, permission to judge the behavior, a comic release and a resolution worth sending to a friend.
Discovery + trust
Use the next four weeks to make Ian’s feed easier to read without erasing the chaos that makes him interesting.
One clear weekly appointment. No unrelated feed post on release day.
Stand-up, direct commentary or a proven meme extension that reinforces the same audience interest.
IAN DO, the podcast, tour and other projects share one feed slot instead of each demanding a weekly slot.
Use Stories four to six days a week for extra clips, dates, reposts and behind-the-scenes material.
Program + participation
The page should make the show easy to understand, easy to share and easy to call.
Post one specific dilemma, approved voicemail or audience ruling prompt. Drive qualified calls, not generic engagement.
Lead with the caller’s reveal. Let Ian listen, challenge the behavior and leave one usable move.
Turn the strongest exchange into a two-to-four-frame carousel using Ian’s real expressions and exact quote.
Use the finished episode and proven derivatives. Set platform-specific volume after four comparable episodes.
Make every choice legible to the viewer.
Compare non-follower reach, retention or completion, shares and sends, profile visits, show follows and qualified voicemails. Exact success thresholds require the private Insights median from the first four episodes.
MATERIALS